The September Issues 2025…. So their tried every manual: how to get rich, how to get jacked, how to get sodomised without the mess. But the only guide that seems to stick is the one hiding in plain sight on mugs, cushions and Auntie’s wall décor: Live. Laugh. Love. Not a masterpiece, not even good branding, but maybe a reminder that life doesn’t need constant reinvention. Living is trial and error. Laughing is maintenance. Loving is repair. Clumsy, repetitive, sometimes trashy, but enough. After a summer of overstimulation, September isn’t about spectacle. It’s about return. A reset. A chance to remember that simplicity is still the hardest thing to practice. But let’s be honest it’s also still Lunchbox Candy. So fuck it. Let’s dance. It’s just The September Issues. That’s right, welcome homo. We return to Kreuzwerk for 3 floors of sexuality. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that we got, we’re still Jenny and despite the basic bitch promo of it all there’s no need to dress down, unless it’s ironic of course. We just want you to have a good time. The Ket Gala was so keta-meaningful and soon we’ll be putting the VERS in our 4 year anniversary so just come for a good old fashioned boogie, cheap and cheerful just how ya like it.
