Your Next Flatmate will be: The Gardener

  • What you need to know about the Gardener:
  • Turns all of your cups and glasses into plant pots.
  • Likes talking with plants more than with flatmates.
  • Never gets rid of plastic bottles, they are great tools for indoor farming.
  • He’ll notice if you eat even one of his cocktail tomatoes.
  • Regularly practices photosynthesis at Berghain.
  • Oh, and he likes to be naked.