Your Next Flatmate will be: The Tourist

  • What you need to know about the tourist:
  • Asks for directions to Alexanderplatz.
  • Thinks he discovered a secret art-collective at Hackescher Markt.
  • Eats all of your food because he doesn’t know where to buy any.
  • Never takes the trash out because he doesn’t know where to put it.
  • Didn’t know Berlin exists outside of the Ring.