Your Next Flatmate will be: The Vegan

  • What you need to know about the vegan:
  • Buys a new bike every month.
  • His pants are painfully tight and it shows.
  • Won’t allow you to boil any sausages in your pot. This includes the ‘’veggie sausage’’.
  • Will always say ‘’maybe’’ to all appointments because he has to stay free.
  • Is always slightly passive-aggressive.
  • Maybe because he is 1) hungry, 2) humourless, 3) sick of defending himself and tired of dealing with people’s’ guilt, 4) missing cheese.