- What you need to know about the vegan:
- Buys a new bike every month.
- His pants are painfully tight and it shows.
- Won’t allow you to boil any sausages in your pot. This includes the ‘’veggie sausage’’.
- Will always say ‘’maybe’’ to all appointments because he has to stay free.
- Is always slightly passive-aggressive.
- Maybe because he is 1) hungry, 2) humourless, 3) sick of defending himself and tired of dealing with people’s’ guilt, 4) missing cheese.
