The Weekend Party Guide (#Cray)

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Tights: into the bin, warm socks: back into the draw, leggings worn as long undies: oh please, scarf: pah, fur: you really did wear fur, I don’t care if it’s your granny’s fur, it is the dead body of an animal. Boys: long undies, pathetic, get them off immediately! To win tickets for the Shambo Party and for White Trash check out our Facebook Fanpage from time to time. Springtime parties after the jump: Read on…